Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Crazytown, New South Wales

We have had a cold snap here in Sydney over the last couple of days, and since I didn’t have any leftovers from last night’s dinner to eat for lunch, I decided to go up the street to Saigon Queen for some pho on my lunch break. After I ordered I sat down to read my book (The Awakening by Kate Chopin - very steamy for the late 19th century!) while waiting for my food to come out.

There was a middle-aged lady drinking a diet coke a couple of tables over, and after a minute or so I became vaguely aware of her mumbling something to herself. It started to sound more like a hissing noise, and became loud enough that I realized what she was saying: “Sssssslut! Sssssssslut!”  After a few more seconds I couldn’t ignore it any longer, and I looked up to see  her leaning towards me, maintaining direct eye contact, all while hissing the word slut. I didn’t know what to do - as a rule I tend not to escalate situations involving people with questionable sanity. I made the split second decision to bury my eyeballs right back into the book and ignore her. After a minute of this she went up to the counter to pay before leaving, and I was left to eat my soup in confusion.

For reference, my outfit consisted of a knee-length grey skirt, a button-up shirt with a Peter Pan collar, and a cardigan. People are strange.