Thursday, May 28, 2015

Table Etiquette 101

There is something that has been persistently bothering me at every dinner party I have participated in since arriving in Australia. People here hold their fork in the left hand – prongs down – and cut their food with the knife in the right hand. Then they bring the food directly into their mouths with the fork in the left hand – again, prongs down at all times. I typically hold my fork like a pen in the left hand, and just frantically scoop food onto it with my knife. If I’m feeling real fancy, I’ll set the knife down and transfer the fork over to my right hand, but always with the prongs up.

I’ve always felt confident that I was raised with decent table manners, but this was starting to make me feel paranoid. I recently decided it warranted some further investigation, and it turns out there are two styles of fork etiquette: American and Continental. American style was described by Emily Post as ‘The Zigzag Method’, and it’s also known as ‘The Star-Spangled Fork Flip’, ‘Homeland Handover’ and ‘The Freedom Fork-over’. I’m very happy to know that I won’t have to retrain myself how to eat.