This just in: Australian politician Shane Rattenbury has
been attacked by a kangaroo while jogging around Canberra. Since the kangaroo
is on the Australian coat of arms, this is roughly the equivalent of a US
senator being attacked by a bald eagle while on a run around Washington D.C. The
article closes with the (not particularly helpful) advice for the public to “remain
vigilant” in the drier months ahead. I’ll be sure to help cull the numbers by
having a nice juicy kangaroo steak sometime soon!
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